Mar 9, 2026

When listeners Ryan and Nicole visited us last month, they brought us a selection of beers from Wisonsin's Cocoon Brewing Co! Pairs with rizz, 67 67 67 67, and windmill tilting.

• Hilltopper
• Unlimited Rizz
• When Was The Last Time You Planted A Tree
• Low Slow Glow

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas

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Mar 2, 2026

Our friends at local favorite The Brewtorium Brewery & Kitchen hooked us up with some beer for the show! Pairs with salad proportions, train tracks, and the Fabulous Freebird.

• Big Dreams
• The Bleaken
• Bogberry Boombox
• Midnight Filibuster

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Feb 23, 2026

Red Engine Brewing Co is a new one to us, and we're trying 4 of their beers to get acquainted.Pairs with skate parks, moaning in Mexican, and Gran't podcast fans.

• El Jefe
• Probie
• Java Bump
• Big Red

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas

End Credits Music: GITM by Heyson

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Feb 16, 2026

Listener Cara pulled a pro move and grabbed us some beer on a recent visit to the central coast of California! Pairs with cyclops driving, moonlight kissed nipples, and werewolf rules.

• Topa Topa Dos Topas
• Madewest Pale
• Madewest Hazy IPA
• M. Special G. Town

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas

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Feb 9, 2026

Our bestest fan goblin Andy Richter Saint Louis'd us up with a box of Civil Life! Pairs with your golden years, senior moments, and Pam's birthday.

• Burton on Holt Ale
• Scottish Ale
• Porter
• Merchant Ship IPA

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas

End Credits Music: So Done by I'MIN

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