Dec 29, 2025

The weather outside is frightful, but the PIPE is so delightful. Pairs with rolling ankles, a better cafe over there, and swallowing someone else’s tooth.

• Montucky Cold Snacks
• Meanwhile Darlin'
• Deschutes Symphonic Chronic Double Juicy
• Earthquake

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas

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Dec 22, 2025

We're drinking 4 beers blind, thanks to Santa's most devious elf, listener Andy Richter. Pairs with growlers, Grant's Bert hair, and adolescent humor.

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas

End Credits Music: Do It For by Katori Walker

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Dec 15, 2025

We're trying 4 brews from Fierce Beer that Pam picked up on a recent trip to Scotland! Pairs with abandoned weed, vegetarian haggis, and a trash car.

• Sugi
• Borealis
• Polaris
• Café Racer

Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas

End Credits Music: Do It For by Katori Walker

Additional music licensed through Epidemic...

Dec 8, 2025

Our buddy Aaron gave us a box of Abbey Series beers from Denver's Bruz Beers! Pairs with a bad time camping, Lil Joe, and celestial boons.

• Single
• Dubbel
• Tripel
• Quadrupel

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Theme Music by Adrian Quesada of Black Pumas

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Dec 1, 2025

Just a couple of PRRRTY bros, drinking some PRRRTY beer. Pairs with Italian sub comas, BERTHA, and alternative sports. We need your help! Join the Patreon!

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• Real Ale Hill Country Bock
• Drekker Wild Prrrty Cola
• Bell's Christmas Ale
• Destihl Evel Knievel

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